The Alienation of Sal Perricone - New Orleans Magazine - May 2012 - New Orleans, LA
Dear Sal,
It's your ole buddy fatuous1 writing to you "CONFIDENTAILLY"!
After conferring with other (much unlike myself) VIP Members of the "LOUISIANA BLOGGERS CLUB", we have decided that if you are "INDICTED" your very BEST Line of Defense is to Simply Plead "INSANITY" or CHOOSE from one of the following three other "OPTIONS"!
OPTION ONE: Tell the Feds that you ate some highly seasoned Crayfish that damaged your Brian (TOO SALTY or TOO MUCH CAYANNE PEPPER.
OPTION TWO: "PULL A HILLARY", just fall down and bump your head! That way you can tell everybody you sustained a "CONCUSSION" or "CONTUSSION" that led to 'AMNESIA"!
OPTION THREE: I would like to tell you about Option Three, butt, my Psychiatrist told me that I am NOT allowed to discuss "OPTION THREE"! Basically, Option Three is a "PERMANENT SOLUTION" to a very "TEMPORARY PROBLEM"!
BEST ADVICE: Basically tell the Feds anything, butt, "THE GOD'S HONEST TRUTH!
FACT: "THE LESS YOU SAY, THE LESS YOU HAVE TO TAKE BACK"! (K.M., QUOTE!)
Your Fellow Club Member and Newest "BEST" Buddy,
fatuous1
PS: Just a Reminder Sal I am currently in charge of the Mental Health of all LBC Members Past and Present, so if your experiencing any Delusional, Homicidal and/or Suicidal Ideations PLEASE call (504) 231-3056 and if I don't pick up after the third ring put the phone down and count to 9-hundred and eleven!
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