"LBC" NEWS & UPDATE MEMBERS LiST (01-26-2013)

"LBC" NEWS & UPDATE MEMBERS LiST (01-26-2013)

Sign up to become a Member of the "LOUISIANA BLOGGERS CLUB" Today.
We are always Recruiting New Members!
Call the "LBC" HOTT LINE Today to Learn More about this once in a LIFE TIME Opportunity!
Dial (504) 723-8261 and ask to speak to Ms. Starla!
"LIFE TIME MEMBERSHIPS" are currently available!
Here is a List of our current Members:
Aaron Broussard aka "Sugar Daddy" ...!
Edwin Edwards aka "FAST EDDIE" ...!
Jan Mann aka "eweman" ...!
Jason Cantrell aka “Jointman”
Jason Giroir aka “Act like a thug die like one!”…!
Ray Nagan aka "The Cue Bald" ...!
Sal Pericone aka "Henry L. Mencken" ...!
Mark St. Pierre aka "Yachtman Crews"
Mark Traina aka "fatuous1" ...!
William Jefferson aka "DOLLAR BILL"…!
"Yearly Dues" are $3,000 USD's and
"Life Time Memberships" are $25,000 USD's
MARK TRAINA is the PRFESIDENT of the” LOUISIANA BLOGGERS CLUB”!

11 New Members are about to be "INDICTED" into the "LOUISIANA BLOGGERS CLUB", as per the State Attorney General’s Office! Our host of current members are sooOOOOO THRILLED THAT SO MANY NEW MEMBERS WILL SOON BE FORCED TO ENTER OUR VERY CLOSE NIT ASSOCIATION!

RULES for SIGNING UP are as FOLLOWS:

To simplify things our RULES have been NUMBERED 1 thru 3.

1) We have NO RULES!
2) We have NO PROFESSIONAL ETHICS
3) If you have any QUESTIONS concerning the "LOUISIANA BLOGGERS ASSOCIATION" simply refer to RULES Numbered 1 and 2. If you are still confused simply re-read RULE # 3.
Club Dues MUST be paid in "COLD HARD CASH" as per, William Jefferson who is not only a Member, but also the Club Treasurer. No Personal Checks, No Money Orders, No Cashier’s Checks and ABSOLUTELY NO CREDIT CARDS will be accepted, as they are tooOOOO EASY for the Feds to TRACE! Mark St. Pierre will be acting as our Entertainment Director and as the “ED” he will be in charge of scheduling “LIVE ENTERTAINMENT”,“BOATING EXCURSIONS” and” JAMICAN VACTAIONS”! FAST EDDIE and his BLUSHING BRIDE will be in charge of the “DUMPSTER DUES PICKUP’S” on the 1st and 15th of each month. It will be my Duty as President of the Club to keep everyone in the Community up-dated on Club Activities, Legal Proceedings and Sanctioned Club Events!
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PS: We are having our very 1st SEMI-ANNUAL CRAWFISH BOIL ON SUNDAY MARCH THE 11TH, AT 2:30 PM BEHIND THE OLE "CRACK IN THE BOX" WEARHOUSE ON FRONT STREET. THE "COVER CHARGE" IS ONLY 8-THOUSAND DOLLARS, SO REMEMBER TO BRING FRIENDS. WE WILL BE MEETING IN THE BACK OF THE BUILDING BEHIND THE DUMPSTERS.

PLEASE BRING CASH AS WE NO LONGER ACCEPT CASHIER'S CHECKS, MONEY ORDERS OR CREDIT CARDS!

PSS: We may be going for a Boat Ride after the event, so PLEASE remember to bring your "DECK SHOES" and a wad of 1-dollars bills to pass out to all the “LIVE ENTERTAINERS”!

PSSS: I just told Starla that if anyone comes by to Kill me to tell them that I'm not home! GOD I sure HOPE and PRAY that that line works betta for me than it did for Jimmy Hoffa!