"How many terms of endearment you can come up with to describe CALIFORNIA SENATOR ADAM SCHIFF?"

"CHICKEN SCHIFF" "FULL OF SCHIFF" "BULLSCHIFF" "DEEP SCHIFF" "SCHIFF FACED" "SCHIFF FOR BRAINS" "STOP DAT SCHIFF" "FLUSH DAT SCHIFF" "I DON'T GIVE TWO SCHIFFS" "EAT SCHIFF AND DIE" "YOU LOOK LIKE SCHIFF" "YOU SMELL LIKE SCHIFF" "THROW THAT SCHIFF AWAY" "MEAN LITTLE SCHIFF" "AIN'T DAT SOME SCHIFF" "FUCK DAT SCHIFF" "EAT SCHIFF" "TAKE A SCHIFF" "THAT'S SOME BAD SCHIFF" "SMELLY SCHIFF" "YOU LITTLE SCHIFF" "DUMB SCHIFF"