QUESTION: What is the DIFFERENCE between a DEMOCRAT, a PROGRESSIVE, a LIBERAL and a RETARD?

ANSWER: DEMOCRATS, PROGRESSIVES and LIBERALS think that it's POSSIBLE to make CHICKEN SALAD out of CHICKEN $HYT! Even RETARDS know the DIFFERENCE between CHICKEN SALAD and CHICKEN $HYT! HINT: By the way CHICKEN SALAD tastes like CHICKEN and CHICKEN $HYT tastes like $HYT, for all you LEFT-WING-NUTS out there!